I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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