I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you didnt know i had herpes?
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
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Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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