so that wasnt chicken after all
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
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Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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