Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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