I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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