Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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