I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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