I don't think brook has ever known best
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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