margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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