Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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