I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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