Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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