I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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