Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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I just blew my weed a kiss
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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