Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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