dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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