Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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