Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
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It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
We need to get me chipped asap
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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