I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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