Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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