just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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