No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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