Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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