I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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