if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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