oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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