Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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