Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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