Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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