is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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