Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I think I just sharted jello shots
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