singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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