bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
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You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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