Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize