I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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