If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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