I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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