Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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