You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Can't talk, ducks in the car
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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