she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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