i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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