Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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