I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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