grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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