My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
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i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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