He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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