No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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