I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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