Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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