adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
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I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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